neolution:

saunteringvaguelydownwards:

fuckyeaheda:

You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.

You know when you’re the big spoon and sleeping with someone and they wake up a little and realize you’re holding them and scoot even closer to you then fall back asleep? Yeah. That.

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Fucking hell I am cuddle deprived.

5 hours ago · 144,568 notes · Source · Reblogged from curtisplease

6 hours ago · 40 notes

And here is the Ms. Frizzle dress that the planets will go on.

And here is the Ms. Frizzle dress that the planets will go on.

8 hours ago · 40 notes

The planets cut out.

The planets cut out.

8 hours ago · 15 notes

What are the odds Allison couldn’t light the black flame candle because she wasn’t a virgin?

9 hours ago · 11 notes

Painting planets for my Ms. Frizzle costume.

9 hours ago · 9 notes

I made the umbrella for my (G)ary Poppins costume!

I made the umbrella for my (G)ary Poppins costume!

10 hours ago · 13 notes

Anonymous asked: “You should really come visit Boston!... and no, that is not a sexual invite. I just think that you seem like a fun person to run around the city with! Invitation - submitted”

I’ve been meaning to revisit my old stomping grounds… Once I have the money.

11 hours ago · 1 note

ultralorcl:

sext: r u nakey

22 hours ago · 253,672 notes · Source · Reblogged from yourgrandad

yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

22 hours ago · 135,337 notes · Source · Reblogged from yourgrandad

quotidianheroics:

honestly, iphone users are in such deep denial

22 hours ago · 8 notes · Reblogged from quotidianheroics

Anonymous asked: “Argh I've wanted to bottom for you so badly but I'm afraid I'm too tall”

Too tall? No such thing. There are positions for that.

1 day ago · 7 notes

Good evening, Tumblr people!

Good evening, Tumblr people!

1 day ago · 31 notes

Anonymous asked: “What kind of lube do you use?”

Gun Oil.

1 day ago · 8 notes

Anonymous asked: “What do you think about guys who just want to fuck and not kiss?”

Bye bye. Kissing is important.

1 day ago · 18 notes